What's the dumbest drunk thing you've ever done? Bet you can't top this . . .
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Today’s Superstar, 36-year-old Joseph Moulton, got hammered on Saturday . . . broke into a POLICE STATION . . . and pooped on the floor.
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It happened at the police headquarters and that's not all he did. Here's how it went down . . .
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First, he scaled a fence outside, got into an unlocked cop car, and hung out in there for a few minutes. Then he hid behind some bushes until no one was looking . . . found a hose . . . shoved it under the door . . . and turned it on.
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The lobby ended up flooding with an inch of water. Somehow, no one noticed any of this.
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Then once he was in the building, he took a shower in the locker rooms . . . put on a police uniform and bulletproof vest . . . tossed a $1,000 police radio in a toilet . . . and defecated on the floor of the women's bathroom.
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He was gone before anyone realized what happened. But they were able to identify him . . . because it turned out he'd left his WALLET AND I.D. behind.
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They found it in the cop car he'd gotten into outside. But that's not actually how they tracked him down.
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An employee at a nearby 7-Eleven called the cops after Joseph walked in . . . still drunk . . . wearing an official police jacket.
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He was gone by the time they got there, but they found him a few hours later. He was shirtless at that point, so he apparently ditched the police uniform.
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He tried to hide in some bushes again, but they got him in custody. It turned out he was so drunk, he didn't remember doing ANY of it.
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He's facing charges for burglary and grand theft.Â
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So what lucky Florida county get to take this L on this???