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Not Many People Realize That These 15 Things Are Actually Illegal In Florida
1. The same parking fee for a vehicle must be paid for an elephant tied to a parking meter.
2. Skateboarding without a license is illegal.
3. Men may not wear a strapless gown in public.
4. In Miami, selling oranges on the street is illegal.
5. Women who fall asleep under a hair dryer may be fined, as can the salon owner.
6. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
7. Florida's state constitution prohibits confining pregnant pigs to cages.
8. Selling your kids is illegal.
9. Stealing a horse is a crime punishable by hanging.
10. Singing in public while wearing a bathing suit is illegal.
11. All doors must open outward on public buildings.
13. Showering naked is prohibited....Wait What?
14. Unmarried women are prohibited from parachuting on Sunday under possible punishment of arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
15. In Key West, chickens are considered a protected species.