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This Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Haunt Your Dreams

Remember that guy Prince Midnight and his skeleton guitar, which he claimed was made from the actual bones of his dead uncle?

It's not clear if that was a hoax, but he does have a new invention that will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS.

It's a Lars Ulrich toilet, and it might just be the best toilet ever, because I could see it literally scaring that crap out of some people.

It's a fully-functioning toilet . . . supposedly . . . with a full-body sculpture of Lars sitting on it, right behind the bowl. He's holding drumsticks, but doesn't appear to be wearing pants. But don't worry, he has an androgynous, Ken Doll crotch.

So you basically sit on Lars' lap to do your business.

Prince Midnight insists it's a TRIBUTE, though. He says, quote, "The first band I ever loved was Metallica, the first record I became obsessed with, the first music I ever dove into, the [first] concert I ever attended."


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