“You’ll never find — bum bum bum bum — a hairline like mine,” sings Shaquille O’Neal in an Instagram video showing off the cost of a wager gone wrong: his hairline.
Shaq lost a bet to former NBA star Dwyane Wade and paid up not with cash — but with what his head looks like when he doesn’t shave.
“Let’s just get it out of the way, America,” Shaq said Tuesday during the pregame show. “I had a bet against one of my good friends, D-Wade, Milwaukee versus the Heat. I said Milwaukee was gonna win by 20 and the Heat won. I said, ‘Well, what do you want me to do, pay you?’ He said, ‘Nah, you gotta let your hairline grow.’”
Shaq also posted photos of his unshaven crown to Instagram, telling his followers, “I wanna hear all the comments. Hurt my feelings, ’cause I look good.”
He also offered a free Invicta watch — the brand is launching Shaq editions this spring — to “the hardest cruelest comments.”
Welcome to the Forehead For Days Club, Shaq! Where the bald frontal dome is beautiful <3 You rock it well. -AJ
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