A cop caught a 25-year-old man and a 24-year-old woman naked and having sex in a car around 12:15 A.M. last Thursday.
And they made it realllllllly easy for police to find them, because they'd parked the car in the parking lot at the POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
They were both cited for disorderly conduct.
So tell us, was this Florida or Not Florida???
Source: The Smoking Gun