Guy Wakes up from a Drunk Night Out With His Penis Missing

Today's Superstar of Florida or Not Florida is a 44-year-old guy who had one too many to drink and passed out drunk.

When he woke up the next morning, he found his PENIS was missing.

That's right, he was so drunk he didn't notice someone chopping it off.

There was some good news for him though, whoever did it left his package right next to him.

So he rushed himself and his junk to the hospital and after a seven-hour surgery, doctors were able to reattach it and get it working again.

The man says he has no idea who chopped off his penis or why they did it.

So tell us, was this Florida, or Not Florida????

 

NOT FLORIDA.

Not even America.

Hunan, in southern China.

Source: Mirror UK

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