We've all heard of fortune cookies that are supposed to tell our future, but has anyone heard of fortune boxers? Well only one pair exists and this guy unfortunately already owns them.
Daryle Lee Campbell is a 54 year old man who was pulled over in Port St. Lucie, FL around 3:00am last Thursday because he was swerving his pick up truck on the road.
When the cops pulled him over, Campbell was wearing ONLY his underwear that read the words:
Drunk? Free Breathalyzer Test: BLOW HERE with arrows pointed towards...you know...his "region".
Turns out, he was driving drunk while on the hunt for prostitutes because he had a penis ring, condoms, and pair of binoculars in the front seat.
He's facing a misdemeanor DUI charge.
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Credit: Smoking Gun; Johan Bos