If you've ever wanted to get up close and cuddle with a sloth, YOU CAN!
The Zoological Wildlife Conservation Center and the Sloth Captive Husbandry Center in Rainier, Oregon, offer this one-of-a-kind experience for $1,200 for a group of 4 or smaller. More people are allowed at $300 per person, with no more than 8 people max.
As for the sleeping arrangements, a nice, double occupancy tent awaits you for your chance to hang, admire and feed the sloths. Just make sure not to get too excited as a "library voice" is encouraged throughout your stay.