Reddit user @Rikardose had some fun with his local pizzeria.
Rather than just phoning in a typical order, he added in some not-so-typical instructions.
“Crust a little crisper than normal But not too crispy… if that’s not vague enough — make it like you’re taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, BUT you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future.”
“The gate is tricky, please don’t break it. And the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes."