This one parties harder than I do!
And yes, it happened in Florida.
This opossum broke into a liquor store, where it managed to break a bottle of bourbon and drink the entire thing! A store employee found her on the shelf, next to the empty bottle.
When they noticed the opossum wasn't acting normal and was excessively salivating, they contacted authorities who then brought her to the Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge.
The staff filled her with fluids, and days later, she was fine.