Blame it on my Kentucky upbringing, but I really wanted to jump a trailer ramp yesterday. I mean, wouldn't you? The only thing that would have made it any sexier is if there was a construction crew carrying a huge pane of glass across the road as the Star Spangled Banner was being played by Jimi Hendrix.
Bo and Luke Duke's careers survived their decimation of most of the 1968-'69 Charger population, so I don't think anyone would hold totaling a beater Civic against me.
I've decided to build a car to jump stuff, but I'll use something that is sure to be valueless in the future...like a mid-90s minivan. I'll keep you guys updated. Yeeeeeeehawwwwwww!!!!!!!