The grandma in front of you paying by check.
Crash: I don't know who "looks like they may have a paper check" but I believe people purposely seek me out. I find myself not going into even a short line when they have that vibe.
The employee who takes forever to show up to unlock the deodorant cage.
Crash: If you're the person who realized your pits stunk and had to quick fix it...thanks.. you are the problem
The customer who makes the rest of the line wait to get something they forgot.
Crash: Sorry...yes (bong rip) guilty on more than one occasion BUT I've got good enough speed and jook moves. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Aggressive Girl Scouts hawking cookies at the door. Crash: My personal Hack is Fake a serious phone call as you pass by. Works for random parking lot solicitors as well.
The little brat melting down in the cereal aisle. Crash: I've been there... there's duck tape on one of those isles. jk. Seriously...you get 3 Mississippi then take them to the toy aisle.
The customer who ignores the take-a-number machine and just barks her deli order.
Idiots who haven't seen each other in a while and block the aisle with their carts to catch up.
The bagger who puts the chips at the bottom. Crash: Producer X who is in the industry says...its on the customer to send those items on the belt in order NOT to get crushed. Agree?
Customers who thump a melon and then return it to the pile. Not sure about melons but i'm not going to stop feeling up the avocados till I've found "the one".
Whoever decided only songs by Peter Cetera can play overhead. Crash: Yes....who are you? Can we get some Metal on every once in a while?
Who are the other annoying people that should be on this list? @crashandaj. I wrap this up with a scene from one of the best bad movies out there.VVVVV
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