A Florida woman was taken into custody recently after failing to appear in court to face a shoplifting charge.
While she was being booked, a body scan revealed an "anomaly" that warranted a strip search. Upon doing the search, police discovered what appeared to be a crack pipe "protruding" from her vagina.
The woman then removed the pipe and threw it on the ground, apparently in an attempt to destroy the evidence.
Police say she then tried to convince them it was a sex toy.
Despite her explanation, she was then charged with possession of contraband in a detention facility, tampering with evidence, and shoplifting.
So tell us, where in Florida did this happen?
She was hiding it in what some listeners call-in and refer to us as, "the ole' Pinellas Pocket."
Source: NY Post
Mugshot: Pinellas County Sheriff's Office