Name a Blackhole after someone who CAN SHOVE IT!!!!
The new deep space telescope recently discovered a dorminate black hole orbiting a star. SO of course the internet did its thing and there is now a Blackhole Registry Nameahole.com is allowing anyone to name a black hole in space after someone!!!
For the low price of just 15 bucks you can get the naming rights to a black hole and receive a digital certificate just in case nobody believes you.