Beans, beans the magical fruit the more you shove up your urethra the more surgery you will need!
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
A 30-year old man in Michigan decided to shove not one but six kidney beans up his manhood for "Sexual gratification". The unidentified man told doctors that he had tried this before, just not with as many beans, and his goal was to shoot the beans out in what we can only be described as the weirdest kink of all time.
After the man could not shoot the beans out he then resorted to plucking them out with tweezers (OUCH) and finally went to the hospital after he discovered he could not pee.
Doctors were baffled to the point where they even wrote about him in the Urology Case Reports
The man was discharged from the hospital after he had surgery to remove all 6 beans that measured 15MM in length