An Amber Alert was issued Friday for a boy named "Glen". He was described as 5 years old, 2-foot-3, and SIX POUNDS.
The suspect in his disappearance was a 28-year-old man named "Chucky". He was described as being 3-foot-1 and 16 pounds, and carrying a "huge kitchen knife." His race? DOLL. (???)
If you haven't figured this out yet, the suspect was actually Chucky the killer doll from the "Child's Play" movies. And the "missing child" was his son Glen, who made his first appearance in the fourth installment,"Bride of Chucky", in 1998.
And yes, pictures of the dolls accompanied their descriptions in the alert.
Obviously, this wasn't supposed to happen. The Texas Department of Safety said, quote, "This alert is a result of a test malfunction. We apologize for the confusion this may have caused and are diligently working to ensure this does not happen again."
Source: TMZ
Article Pic: Texas Department of Public Safety