Police pulled over two guys around 3:00 A.M. on New Year's Eve. One of them was 30-year-old Jethro Geneus, and he had an outstanding warrant, so they searched his backpack.
They found two large bags inside, one with a white powder and one with a brown powder. They assumed the bags were filled with drugs, but Jethro Geneus had a genius explanation: They weren't drugs, they were ingredients to bake a cake.
He said one was sugar, and one was cornstarch.
Unfortunately for him, the cops did a quick field test on the powders, and found they were actually both ecstasy.
Then, when they took him to jail, he accidentally dropped a bag of METH. And he didn't try to pass it off as baking powder or yeast or something.
He's been hit with several drug charges.
So tell us, was this Florida or Not Florida???
Port St. Lucie, Florida
Source: The Smoking Gun