Here's a nice story about a healthy marriage built on trust.
There's a guy in his 40s who recently woke up to find one hell of a surprise: his wife had locked a CHASTITY BELT on his junk while he was asleep.
Apparently she thought it would stop him from having affairs.
He couldn't get it off, so he went to the hospital, but the doctors couldn't remove it either. They wound up bringing in an emergency crew who used a circular saw to slice it off.
Fortunately for the guy, it was successful and it looks like he's going to get back full use of his junk.
By the way, this didn't happen in Florida, or the US for that matter, it happened in southern Ukraine.