This feels so, so wrong.
There's a new Halloween costume on sale this year, ladies, if you want to dress up like a sexy Mr. Rogers. The new "Nicest Neighbor" costume costs $60 and comes with a tight red V-neck sweater, a detached collar and tie, and high-waisted gray shorts.
You can also spend an additional $13 for the "Be My Neighbor" add-on, which features a vinyl gray wig and two hand puppets.
If sexy Mr. Rogers isn't your thing, but you really want to be clad as a seductive version of a television personality, then maybe Bob Ross is more up your alley?
The "Starline Happy Tree Painter Costume" offers you a Bob Ross wig, short shorts, and a paint-spattered unitard complete with a little squirrel perched on the shoulder.
If you want to dress as a sexy Bob Ross, it'll set you back seventy bucks, but it's currently on sale for $53.