Today's Superstar of Florida or Not Florida is clearly a victim of onion poisoning, or so we assume. I mean what else could possibly bring a man to dancing like a ribboned rhythmic gymnast- in the nude- under the bright lights of a gas station parking lot.
Regardless, the police weren't having it and confronted the man.
He tried to get away in his vehicle before being surrounded by police and ultimately, tased.
So tell us, was this Florida or Not Florida???
NOT FLORIDA!!!
Mamaroneck, New York.
Although the man is from Hobe Sound, Florida.
Source: Daily Voice and video of the incident below.