Pornhub just announced they're selling a new product for men called the Bonerless Bathing Suit.
It's a bathing suit that's designed to hold down and hide your junk when you get too excited. If you want one, they cost $69.69 at Bonerless.com. For real.
Although you can use the coupon code "BONER" to save $20. Yes, "BONER."
Here's the song from their ad. Quote, "The tide starts to rise . . . and so do you."