Sharon Osbourne and her daughter Kelly had a unique way of dealing with Ozzy's drug addiction -- find his stash and defecate on it. They shared one story in particular on The Osbournes podcast in which they were on vacation in the mid-'90s at the Four Seasons hotel on Maui. Kelly recalled "I found it. I came to mom, showed it to her, and then she's like, 'Kelly, you need to go to the toilet.' And I said, 'No, I'm not doing this again for you. I'm to old now. I'm not gonna [crap] in dad's drugs.' And so she [crapped] in it -- and it was in this tiny Ziploc bag -- zipped it back up again and put it back. And when he found out he went nuts and chased us down the hallway."
Sharon also had a unique way to deal with Ozzy's drinking, saying onetime she "got the bottle of brandy and rubbed it around my ass. And then he took a swig, and then he went back again, and then he looked at me and he goes, ‘You didn’t.’ And I go, ‘I did.’”
Ozzy, who has a well documented history of drug taking, has gone back to smoking pot to help alleviate his discomfort. "I said to Sharon that I’d smoked a joint recently and she said, ‘What are you doing that for? It’ll kill you!' I said, ‘How long do you want me to live for?' At best, I’ve got 10 years left and, when you’re older, time picks up speed.”
Ozzy turns 75 on Sunday.