When I first saw this, I said, "This has got to be a joke. I call shenanigans."
But apparently, it's REAL.
Introducing- insert drumroll here- the TA-TA TOWEL.
While it looks somewhat comfy and warm, it seems to be something that you wouldn't want to wear under a shirt or tank-top, as that would make for some weird shirt lines.
At that point, and for the price of $45.00, I'd personally just go the swimsuit route, but it sure would make for a fun gift.