Vegas Police Seek Condom & Butt Plug Thieves

Someone was looking for a good time! When a sex toy store is robbed of $10,000 in toys and 30,000 condoms, it makes for a pretty epic press release. Two back-to-back robberies happened at the Las Vegas Lelo warehouse last weekend. Lelo sells high-end sex toys, and their own special brand of condoms. The store caught their thieves on security cameras both times, once on Friday night, May 26th, when they came for the condoms and again the next morning when they grabbed three boxes of the toys. 

The store vented its frustration in a snarky press release that reads in part: "One hopes that they stole those condoms, got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers. We hope they saw a shiny new warehouse and thought 'yeahhhh we about to be Made Men, sonnnn' and they went home with their ill-gotten loot, opened up the boxes, discovered they had grabbed 30000 condoms by accident, and were so stunned that they realized they depended on each other’s partnership to get over the trauma, quickly fell in passionate love, had no condoms left by the end of the week, and quit their life of crime to grow old together and renovate a charming guesthouse in New Orleans." 

 
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