Today's Superstar of Florida or Not Florida is 56-year-old Peter Hans.
Peter broke into his roommate's lockbox and stole some painkillers- or so he thought.
The pills were in a prescription bottle with a label that said "Hydrocodone-Acetaminophen."
But it turns out they WEREN'T opioids, they were LAXATIVES.
And yes, Peter found that out the nasty way.
When his roommate called the cops about the theft, Peter admitted to the cops he took the pills. He says he threw the rest away when he realized they were something else.
He's been charged with theft.
So tell us, was this Florida, or Not Florida????
PINELLAS PARK!!!!! DOH!