Hey ladies: DO NOT PUT PARSLEY INTO YOUR LADY BITS.
Women's magazine Marie Claire UK posted an article, that has since been deleted, suggesting that inserting parsley can jump start shark week/ your menstrual cycle/ or as I like to call it, "Day ___ of the Hostage Situation."
They said that parsley can help “kick-start your period” by softening the cervix and levelling hormonal imbalances that may be delaying the period.
Doctors strongly disagree and advise against inserting parsley into your lady bits as it can lead to numerous health risks. One woman even died as she was using it as a way to induce a miscarriage.