If you have bad health issues you really should consult a medical professional.
A 33-year-old man has been admitted to a hospital in Dublin, Ireland.
It all started when he visited his doctor complaining of severe lower back pain, and the doctor noticed a red rash and swelling in his forearm.
It turns out the man's right arm became infected due to him injecting HIS OWN SEMEN into it for 18 months!
Spoiler alert: it didn't work. His injections had just collected in his arm into one big mass. And his arm was infected with cellulitis, because his sperm had leaked into his soft tissue.
Dr. Lisa Dunne wrote the case up in the Irish Medical Journal, and notes, "He had devised this 'cure' independent of any medical advice. He revealed he had injected one monthly 'dose' of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online. The case [...] demonstrates the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research."
The guy checked himself out of the hospital before the doctors could treat his arm or back.
Full story here: Daily Mail