37-year-old Melvin Stubbs was arrested last Thursday night after the cops pulled him over for having windows that were too tinted. They discovered more than 40 grams of cocaine in his car.
On the way to jail, Melvin started eating the SEAT of the police car.
By the time the cops realized what he was doing, he'd done $1,000 in damage.
He was charged with cocaine trafficking, felony property damage, and resisting arrest.