Today's Superstar of Florida Or Not Florida was busted by border security for having a massive bulge in his pants.
The tip-off: his bulge started MEOWING.
Yep. The guy was smuggling four KITTENS in his pants. He's now looking at up to a year in jail.
So tell us, was this Florida Or Not Florida?
Details and the pic of those poor, adorable kittens HERE.