Salvation Army Bell Ringer High on PCP, Assults Someone At Walmart

Today's Superstar of Florida Or Not Florida is 40-year-old David Kelley.
Throughout the Holiday season, David can be found working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, collecting donations outside Walmart.

Last week, David decided to do some PCP to enhance his collection experience.

Soon after, he started getting into arguments with the people who walked by. He began yelling stuff including, quote, "I am John Wayne."

He then began shaking his junk yelling, "Ladies!"

And he even punched a guy in the face.

The cops came, and after he shrugged off multiple shots from their Tasers, they wound up tackling him.

So tell us, was this Florida, Or Not Florida??

 

NOT FLORIDA.

Germantown, Maryland.

 

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