ICYMI: Your Stripper Name Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing Plussssss

People on Twitter are coming up with their Stripper name based on a new formula: Your favorite salad dressing, plus the thing that disappoints your parents the most.
Names like:
Russian Unmarried
French Hoarder
Italian Didn't Go to Law School.

 
 
 
 

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