Who Smelt It,Dealt It? Controversy Erupts at Darts Championship Over Fart

Apparently that's what happened at the Grand Slam of Darts in England last week, when a match ended in controversy over, "who smelt it, dealt it."

47-year-old Gary Anderson, who's a two-time world champion, beat 34-year-old Wesley Harms, but afterwards, Wesley blamed his loss on Gary's distraction technique: SBD. Silent but deadly flatulence. 

He said, quote, "It'll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose."

Gary denies it, saying, "If the boy thinks I've farted he's 1,010% wrong. I swear on my children's lives that it was not my fault."

In fact, he thinks it was WESLEY who was passing the gas.  Quote, "Every time I walked past [him] there was a waft of rotten eggs."

So I guess we'll never know who dealt it.  But since passing gas during a darts match isn't against the rules, odds are there's not going to be much of an investigation.

 

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