One of Florida's Finest broke into a zoo park, and jumped into their crocodile pit.
While he was wearing Crocs.
At least one of the three 12-foot crocodiles in the pit attacked him before he got away.
The next morning, the staff found shorts, blood, and, yes, the Crocs in the pit and called the cops.
However the cops already had the man, Brandon Hatfield of St. Augustine, as they found him the night before wandering around in just his boxers, with blood on his leg and foot.
They took him to the hospital, and when he gets out, they say he'll be charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and a probation violation.