Drunk, Naked Guy Sets Fire to House Trying to Bake Cookies on His Foreman

posted by @crashworldwide - 

Today's Superstar of Florida Or Not Florida was recently doing some day drinking and almost burned his house down. 

Firefighters showed up around 5:30 P.M. and saw smoke coming from his house.  That's when he answered the door, NAKED, told them he was sorry, and went back inside. 

Once they got him out, he told cops that he started drinking around nine that morning and drank over a HALF-GALLON of liquor.  Then he got the drunk munchies and attempted cooking. 

He was trying to bake cookies on his George Foreman Grill, but he forgot about them, and they caught on fire. 

He then threw some towels on the fire to smother it. He thought it was out, but then the towels caught on fire and he was too drunk to realize.

He also admitted he'd been smoking pot. 

Thankfully firefighters were able to put out the fire, and no one was hurt, however he was dangerously close to dying of smoke inhalation.

So was this Florida, or Not Florida?

It was Niceville, Florida.

title

Content Goes Here