I'd like to say that my joking that the Polar Vortex has caused the fruit to die on the Velveeta tree didn't concern my brother, but it did.
I was lovingly trying to let him know that according to Kraft, there is a Velveeta shortage.
I soon found that this was no joking matter. Like The Great Twinkie War of 2012, my brother, and his obese bretheren, ran slowly to all the stores to buy what was left.
The struggle was real, my friends.
Source: Ty's Brother
And it wasn't just my brother that was upset and trying to stockpile.
B R E A K I N G !!!! OMG! Kraft Foods warns of Velveeta shortage | New York Post http://t.co/daNqqBDd25— IrritatedWoman™ (@irritatedwoman) January 7, 2014
Learn more about the The Great Velveeta Shortage of 2014 here