I love potatoes in all forms.  Tot, Croquette, baked...but when it comes to french fries, it gets serious.

Deadspin took a hack at ranking the best french fry shapes.  And they missed horribly.

According to Deadspin:

1. Standard

2. Curly

3. Waffle

4. Shoestrings

5. Crinkle cut

6. Tater Tot

7. Steak fries

8. Potato wedges

All of this is False.  First tots aren't french fries.  

Secondly, Curly and Waffle fries are exactly 1 million times better than the standard fry.  One. Million.

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