Deadspin columnist Drew Magary's dog recently ate a bag of flour, so he decided to ask the website's readers to email him the craziest things their pooches have ever devoured. I had a dog that ate a door nob. a portion of my sectional and took a chunk out of my garage door so i can relate to dogs eating crazy stuff! Heres some of the answers that deadspin collected.
Hockey puck
Frisbee
Entire plastic garbage can, lid and all
Bottle of fish oil pills
Three uncooked, bone-in chicken breasts
Eighty buffalo wing bones
Entire, uncooked, family-sized Papa Murphy’s pizza, including the cardboard oven tray
Three large pumpkins
An entire venison haunch
“Our dog ate 2 jars of peanut butter + lids, an ice cream cake, & a chocolate cake. And a tray of grilled asparagus, I guess to be healthier?”
Thirty Pop Tarts
A two-pound ribeye steak, including the Ziploc bag it was stored in
Two tennis balls
AA battery
Half a bag of lime (not the fruit, but the stuff you put on your yard)“
Full pack of cigarettes, half a leather wallet and my ID. He didn't even throw up."